My girl Jessica sent me this...so true!!!!! 

I started back to school today. I am going through the University of Phoenix. It's kind of scary since I really haven't been in a classroom since high school. I have taken classes here and there but I have finally decided to buckle down and do it. I need to so I can be a better me!! So wish me luck and I will keep you all posted

I was in such pain earlier. I went to the dentist today and I have to go back next week. I have an infection by my tooth and now I am on antibiotics and I have happy pills. I LOVE the happy pills. It's takes that pain away and you feel like you are in LALA land. Anyway I have to get some sleep considering I haven't had that much within the last few days.

I am so tired right now. Me and my girlfriend Lovella went out last night and didn't get home till the wee hours in the morning. We ended up going to our favorite spot at New York New York -The Apple Bar- where I met my new best friend, this gay guy James. He was so cool. I just wish I would've gotten his number before we headed out. He kept trying to hook me up with straight guys-as he called them- and I was like Hello I have a boyfriend. My friend Lovella got so wasted on apple martinis I had to drag her ass out the lounge. Well not drag but escape is more like the word because Mr. Big Pimp Daddy was trying to get at her but we got away. Anyway I am headed off to Margaritville, Lovella is coming to get me, we have to to meet up with the girls for drinks for a couple of hours, so I will post more later.

Decided to stay home today. I am not feeling that well. I have a temperature of 101 and a cough from hell so I guess it's best that I am not a work today affecting others. Actually my co-workers begged me not to come in today, so I guess I am doing them a favor anyway I will keep you updated on my sickness. Off to beddy bye for me now.

Me and my very best friend Lovella!!! 

Today was a not so bad day at work, just the usual monotonous crap that I go through everyday. But I get to see my best friend there so I guess its okay. Although she never listens to me. And I give her such good advice. Take now, she just met this guy and she really like him and I am all for it. He cute, sweet, has a sense of humor, just her type. But I believe when dealing with guys that you just meet its better to date around then focus your attention on just one guy. She says she knows this but just can’t help focusing on one guy at a time, it’s in her nature. I say why deals with one guy when you can deal with three and better your chances. She doesn’t listen to me so I told her today she is on here own. I know her. She’ll burn out on the guy in a month and move on. She always does.

side view of my hair!!!! You like?!?!?!? 

My new hairstlye!! You really can't see all the waves but whateva!!!!!! 

Weekend Update

Okay my weekend was ultra-cool. Let’s see Friday right after work I had to take m y son to his dental appointment. He has a cavity so we had to deal with that issue head-on. I can’t believe he actually enjoys going to the dentist. Then we spent the rest of the day together. It’s been awhile but we use to have this thing called date night where we would go eat out or order in and go to Blockbuster and get a couple of movies and snuggle on the couch together. Of course we watch his movie first where he always ends up falling asleep before the ending and I have to carry him to bed. But he is getting so heavy!!! I cant’ do it anymore. Then on Saturday I had to get my hair done so I had to take out all of my braids (they are micro braids-hello!!!!), took me a awhile but I had to reschedule my hair appointment for later that day because my son being the silly boy that he is bit down on his lip the day before and the Novocain got into his lip causing his lip to swell up, so I had to take him to the dentist again and make sure everything was alright. HE WAS!!!! After the dentist we went to McDonalds and then I had to rush to my mom to drop him off before heading to my hair appointment. FINALLY!! Later that evening me and my BEST FRIEND Lovella went out. She came to pick me up and I was still not dressed. Mt friends say that I am always running late. So because I was late we didn’t make it to dinner with our other friends at PF Changs and we had to stop by McDonalds because I didn’t want to start drinking on an empty stomach. We went to Curve for a minute at the Aladdin but no one was there. We chilled at the Ultra Lounger which was pretty cool and watched some dancer girl with dimples in her butt try to dance. Don’t worry we took a picture and I will post later on this blog (he! he!) Then we went to this club called PURE and it was alright. There is so much hype surrounding it but it was only okay. The music was god but totally packed. Our friend was supposed to get us V.I.P but my friend Mary had to use her boobs to get us in. We only had to wait 20 minutes and got in free which is a good thing in dealing with clubs in Las Vegas. We stayed there for a minute and finally went home at 3 in the morning or was it 4—I can’t remember. On Sunday I just chilled, went to pay some bills and run some errands and went to my moms and ate. She cooks for me every now and then, I went home, took a shower and got into a fight with my boyfriend!! He misses me too much and went to bed. Overall I give this weekend a B-.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

This is too funny!!!!! I HAD to share..........

HOW TO POOP AT WORK: We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY:This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE: This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH:The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office fort the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N): A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS: A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR: This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall > and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE: An Astaire is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt > that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON: A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TODD: An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of themirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees. I hope the Survival Guide helps, as the WORKPOOP is an inevitable part of life!!!!

Sunday, April 10, 2005

UGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay my weekend was ultra-cool. Let’s see Friday right after work I had to take m y son to his dental appointment. He has a cavity so we had to deal with that issue head-on. I can’t believe he actually enjoys going to the dentist. Then we spent the rest of the day together. It’s been awhile but we use to have this thing called date night where we would go eat out or order in and go to Blockbuster and get a couple of movies and snuggle on the couch together. Of course we watch his movie first where he always ends up falling asleep before the ending and I have to carry him to bed. But he is getting so heavy!!! I cant’ do it anymore. Then on Saturday I had to get my hair done so I had to take out all of my braids (they are micro braids-hello!!!!), took me a awhile but I had to reschedule my hair appointment for later that day because my son being the silly boy that he is bit down on his lip the day before and the Novocain got into his lip causing his lip to swell up, so I had to take him to the dentist again and make sure everything was alright. HE WAS!!!! After the dentist we went to McDonalds and then I had to rush to my mom to drop him off before heading to my hair appointment. FINALLY!! Later that evening me and my BEST FRIEND Lovella went out. She came to pick me up and I was still not dressed. Mt friends say that I am always running late. So because I was late we didn’t make it to dinner with our othe

I just don't get it. All my boyfriend wants to do with me is fight. I mean for what!!!! I love him and he loves me, why the arguing? One minute he is okay and the next he is freaking out like I am going to cheat on him or something. I know its hard being without each other but damn, I just don't get it. My friend Antoinette thinks he's is going to come back before the two months are up. She says he can't live without me. I am like whatever. So anyway we having been fighting all day. This is the problem. I like to go out and have fun and party. He USE to be like that but now he has changed. He's more of the let's hang out at yo house type of guy!!! Plus he says when I go out I flirt too much. I mean what is wrong with harmless flirting? I was this way the day he met me and has been for the last 6 years so again I ask what the problem is., cause I just don't get it. Hell, I have been this way since high school. I can't help it, I like to have fun. And it's weird because I didn't go out tonight and he barely calls me. Now when I go out with my girls I get a phone call every 10 minutes asking me where am I, what am I doing. And don't get me wrong I LOVE going out with my boyfriend it's just he get WAY too jealous. If a guy even looks at me for a minute too long then it's like world war 3 in the club. I think maybe it has to do with him gaining a couple of pounds since we first got together back in the late 90s-well not a couple a whole lots. I am talking at least 60, but I love him anyway so why should it matter. I mean I can't lie I have gained like 25, but who cares. I think he is a little insecure but I try to make him not think about it. But if it bothers him so much why not just go to the gym. If it bothered me I wouldn't be with him but I am not that shallow. It just meat (smile) and in all honestly I like having something to hold onto. Life goes on, you get older and that's the way it is. I don't get it. But I guess it's bothering him with him being all the way in Hawaii and I am in Vegas. But maybe we need time apart. So as of right now I choose to NOT answer my phone when he calls. I don't have time for petty shit. My friends say he just misses me, but I say if you miss me why argue. Life is too short.

Me at work 

Well my boyfriend has officially left me, it’s been a week today-Thursday and I am doing fine. It’s weird when you sleep with someone for so long and then suddenly you are alone in your bed, by yourself, with no one to hold. I guess it’s only for two months but what’s a girl to do. Thank god I have all my pillows-at least I can pretend he is next to me. He’s doing well. At this moment he is helping his dad with his car dealership. I think his dad us about to open another one so I guess that will be good for both of them to bond with each other. Anyway I miss him ad love him and can’t wait to see him again.